One of these things is not like the other.
Eeverything's OK
and nothing hurts
Don't let someone tell you who you are, odd one.
“Straight from the fridge, man!”
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos
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Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches.
- (via grizzlytales)
it’s been ten years and i still think this is one of the best plot twists in history
it’s been ten years
it should be a high school requirement to work in food and retail for at least 6 months a piece so everyone can understand not to be assholes to employees who are just doing their jobs
and so we actually have some work experience to put on resumes
that’s actually a really good idea
Everyone is cute, they just may not be YOUR kind of cute. But they’re cute to someone, and that thought alone is adorable.
if you interrupt me while i am singing les mis i will continue singing while staring you straight in the eyes so you will be forced to either join me or leave
Fox News talks about working mothers’ negative impact on their children. AKA “When Fox News gets so misogynistic that their own anchor is 1026% done with them.” [x]
wowza
